| Green Parrot Auction |
| The Parrot |
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| Continuing a Tradition of Fun! |
| Randy 217.653.8702 randyek@hotmail.com |
| Stuart 217-653-8704 |
| One of our first consignors said: "I was first to the Green Parrot over 40 years ago. It was a long, dark drive --and we were probably a little drunk-- but we sure had FUN!" |
| Well, the dancin' girls are long gone, (and the liquor went even quicker!), but we plan to carry on the best traditions of the Green Parrot. A common thread-- and one that we'll continue-- is a sense of community joined with a spirit of fun. We've given the Dirty Bird a transformation. Not exactly a rebirth, but more a good scrubbin' and a re-arrange. If you were there in the past (LONG before the dancing girls, OF COURSE!) you'll see the same basic layout and fixtures. Only REALLY see them now, since the previous lighting requirements (dim) have been adjusted to our needs (30+ fixtures added). Be prepared, because sober and lit, the Parrot's at least a third the size you remember. Look the website over, give us a holler, then come on over and see us...we've got something for nearly everyone! (Or let us know and we'll do our best to find it!) |
An elderly,
gray-haired man was
standing at a bus
stop. He noticed the
spiked red, yellow,
blue and green hair
of a teenager
dressed in punk
clothing. The brazen
young punk snapped
at the man, "What
are ya starin at, ya
'ol geezer? Haven't
ya ever done
anything wild and
outrageous during
your own life?" The
man looked the teen
replied "As a matter
of fact, yes, I did.
I was once married
to a parrot and I
was wondering if you
might be my long lost
son."
"A closed mouth
gathers no feet."
gray-haired man was
standing at a bus
stop. He noticed the
spiked red, yellow,
blue and green hair
of a teenager
dressed in punk
clothing. The brazen
young punk snapped
at the man, "What
are ya starin at, ya
'ol geezer? Haven't
ya ever done
anything wild and
outrageous during
your own life?" The
man looked the teen
replied "As a matter
of fact, yes, I did.
I was once married
to a parrot and I
was wondering if you
might be my long lost
son."
"A closed mouth
gathers no feet."
"Time flies like the
wind, fruit flies like
bananas."
"I had the right to
remain silent, if only
I'd had the ability."
"Middle age is when
our narrow waist
lines and broad minds
exchange places."
"Light travels faster
than sound. That's
why some people
appear bright until
you hear them speak.
"The early bird
might get the worm,
but the second mouse
gets the cheese."
"If God is watching
us, the least we can
do is be entertaining."
wind, fruit flies like
bananas."
"I had the right to
remain silent, if only
I'd had the ability."
"Middle age is when
our narrow waist
lines and broad minds
exchange places."
"Light travels faster
than sound. That's
why some people
appear bright until
you hear them speak.
"The early bird
might get the worm,
but the second mouse
gets the cheese."
"If God is watching
us, the least we can
do is be entertaining."
" The only difference between a rut and a grave is
the depth."
the depth."
"Before marriage, we yearn for the mate we love.
After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."
After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."
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| October 30th |